"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/13/2017 at 02:11 • Filed to: None

I remember when I was young
Me and Dr.Zoidberg had so much fun
holding hands and shifting gears
Had an old blue Toyota and a small place of his own own
But the biggest post I ever got
was doing a thing called the shitposting Rock
While the other kids were posting Round the Clock
we were hopping and bopping to the shitposting Rock

Well shitposting Rocking is something shocking
when your fingertips just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those oppo nights
when HondaBro wore his panties tight
and the shitposting Rocking was out of sight

But the years went by and the shitpostnig just died
JKM went and left us for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
dreaming of my 4Runner and my Trucks
But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
burning up to the shitposting Rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
we really thought the JKM would last

DISCUSSION (2)

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
04/13/2017 at 02:20

Oppo lyrics theme day thread!

The devil went down to Oppo

He was lookin’ for a soul to steal

He was in a bind

‘Cause he was way behind

And he was willin’ to make a deal.

When he came across this young man

Wrenchin’ on his Volvo ‘cause it was running hot

And the devil jumped

Up on a hickory stump

And said “boy let me tell you what

I guess you didn’t know it

But I’m a autocrosser too

And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you

Now you hoon that boosted Volvo boy

But give the devil his due

I’ll bet a Miata of gold

Against your soul

‘Cause I think I’m better than you”

The boy said “my name’s Johnny

And it might be sin

But I’ll take your bet

And your gonna regret

‘Cause I’m the best there’s ever been.”

Johnny, start your Volvo up and push your tires hard

‘Cause hell’s broke loose in Oppo, and the devil deals the cards

And if you win, you get this turbo Miata made of gold

But if you lose, the devil gets your soul

The devil opened up his shed

And he said, “I’ll start this heat”

And fire flew from his exhaust

As he turned over his Lambo

Then he put he’s trans in drive

and it made an evil hiss

And team of demons laid the sea of cones

And it sounded something like this.

When the devil finished

Johnny said, “well you’re pretty good, old son

But sit down in that chair right there

And let me show you how it’s done.”

He pushed the tires, burnin’ hotter than the sun

He done clipped the apex one after one

Workin’ hard to keep tha turbo spooled

Johnny does it understeer? No child, no

The devil bowed his head

Because he knew that he’d been beat

And laid the keys to the gold Miata

On the ground at Johnny’s feet

Johnny said, “Devil, just come back

If you ever want to try again

I done told you once you son of a bitch

I’m the best there’s ever been.”

He pushed the tires, burnin’ hotter than the sun

He done clipped the apex one after one

Workin’ hard to keep tha turbo spooled

Johnny does it understeer? No child, no

jkm7680 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
04/14/2017 at 12:35

Hahahahaha